it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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