Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
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