Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
Randomize
