I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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