LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
I’m gonna stop you right there. The last time you had a “brilliant” idea, I woke up to my kitchen covered in flour and a javelin through my tv.
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