She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
Randomize
