fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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