youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
Randomize
