I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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