I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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