Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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