He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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