how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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