question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
Have you ever felt like autocorrect is judging you with its suggested words? Like how it won't suggest certain words until you type in pretty much the entire word, is it just thinking 'No way did this dude use "consent laws" in the same sentence as "17th?" Or is that just me.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
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