I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
I'm both gender and math confused
Randomize
