How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
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