so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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