You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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