Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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