This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
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