Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
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