She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
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