Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
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