It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
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