Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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