Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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