Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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