Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Never let your siblings swipe right.
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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