Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
I'm really busy with my period
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