everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
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