how can u be prego again
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
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