i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
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