Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
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