Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
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