I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
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