i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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