After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Its 6am. Um if my mom for some reasons asks, you stopped by my house around ten and had some wine with me. She is concerned I drank a whole bottle by myself. Woke me at 6am to interrogate..Thank god my pounding head thinks fast.
PS We had chips too. She is less concerned about the whereabouts of the chips but still a good lie always needs detail.
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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