You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
When are your genitals available?
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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