You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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