I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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