i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
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