Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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