i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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