If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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