the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
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