okay pat passed out under dana's car
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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