did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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