My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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