haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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