jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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