Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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