can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
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